2 00:00:33,891 --> 00:00:36,227 I know you. 3 00:00:36,435 --> 00:00:39,772 You had your own patch of the playground by the chemistry labs, 4 00:00:39,980 --> 00:00:42,024 selling off bent dinner tickets. 5 00:00:43,692 --> 00:00:45,444 Expelled, weren't you? 6 00:00:45,653 --> 00:00:50,282 Something about an air rifle and three female third-years? 7 00:00:50,491 --> 00:00:53,327 Hello? 8 00:00:54,328 --> 00:00:56,705 Silly fuck. 9 00:00:56,914 --> 00:00:59,375 Getting caught, I mean. 10 00:00:59,583 --> 00:01:02,461 If you're going to be a naughty boy, you've got to be careful, 11 00:01:02,670 --> 00:01:04,964 or you'll end up here. 12 00:01:05,172 --> 00:01:08,050 Then I'll have to deal with you. 13 00:01:09,093 --> 00:01:13,847 You know me. Yes, you do. 14 00:01:14,056 --> 00:01:15,641 Honest John. 15 00:01:16,517 --> 00:01:19,645 Milk monitor, prefect... 16 00:01:21,355 --> 00:01:23,732 Would've made Head Boy if I'd stayed on. 17 00:01:25,734 --> 00:01:28,862 Old man put his foot down. 18 00:01:29,071 --> 00:01:32,408 Got to go out in the world, earn a crust. 19 00:01:35,536 --> 00:01:37,746 I don't give a toss that you did some dodgy perfume 20 00:01:37,955 --> 00:01:40,833 and I'll turn a blind eye to the blow. 21 00:01:41,041 --> 00:01:45,796 But you have to admit the sheltered accommodation was well out of order. 22 00:01:46,005 --> 00:01:49,091 Don't even start to think of denying it. 23 00:01:50,050 --> 00:01:54,096 I know you did the job. You know you did the job. 24 00:01:54,305 --> 00:01:57,349 Even my grandma's goldfish knows it. 25 00:02:03,856 --> 00:02:06,442 It's a bit warm, isn't it? 26 00:02:06,650 --> 00:02:10,613 Another tropical September afternoon in London's East End. 27 00:02:10,821 --> 00:02:14,366 Tell me you did it and I'll send out for some lollies. 28 00:02:19,163 --> 00:02:21,999 Much better you cough. 29 00:02:22,208 --> 00:02:27,838 Give me a video, a stereo, two bracelets and a telly. 30 00:02:28,047 --> 00:02:32,343 Fillin the necessaries and in Half an hour you can be in the boozer 31 00:02:32,551 --> 00:02:35,512 bragging of how you gave the Bill the run-around. 32 00:02:36,263 --> 00:02:38,515 Do us both a favour, eh? 33 00:02:38,724 --> 00:02:41,435 I need a clear-up and you need a break. 34 00:02:41,644 --> 00:02:45,731 You'll get six months suspended. You'll be laughing. 35 00:02:48,525 --> 00:02:52,863 You know me. My name is John. 36 00:02:54,365 --> 00:03:00,162 I can be very nice, and I can be very nasty. 37 00:03:01,747 --> 00:03:06,001 Either way I'm having a statement out of you. 38 00:03:06,210 --> 00:03:07,962 Your choice. 39 00:03:09,004 --> 00:03:10,965 (JOHN): Yes! 40 00:03:13,509 --> 00:03:16,303 Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes! 41 00:03:16,512 --> 00:03:18,639 Looking for DC Brandon... 42 00:03:20,474 --> 00:03:21,809 Schofield's asked to see you. 43 00:03:22,017 --> 00:03:23,769 Chief Super reckons you're ripe for a job. 44 00:03:23,978 --> 00:03:27,398 I was beginning to think he had it in for me. 45 00:03:29,149 --> 00:03:31,735 Wait 'til you hear what the job is. 46 00:03:33,028 --> 00:03:37,783 (TV): Shadwell Town. 6.9.88, 4:07 pm. 47 00:03:39,535 --> 00:03:43,330 Targets 7 and 8 are named. 20.9.88. 48 00:03:43,539 --> 00:03:46,667 (SCHOFIELD): All the scenes have been recorded at The Kennel over the past six months. 49 00:03:47,751 --> 00:03:50,880 - Kennel? - Shadwell fans call their ground that. 50 00:03:51,088 --> 00:03:55,551 - Their nickname's "The Dogs". - Their bite is worse than their bark. 51 00:03:56,302 --> 00:03:58,012 ...6.07 pm. 52 00:03:58,220 --> 00:04:01,140 (SCHOFIELD): We want you in there with them. By the book. 53 00:04:01,348 --> 00:04:04,018 Day-to- day wack. Dates, times, places, faces. 54 00:04:04,226 --> 00:04:07,313 - I thought we had a squad at Shadwell. - Word went out on them. 55 00:04:07,521 --> 00:04:11,358 - Our targets will be suss of new faces. - Your targets will be different. 56 00:04:11,567 --> 00:04:15,487 Someone is organising this lot. We want generals, not foot soldiers. 57 00:04:19,825 --> 00:04:25,372 David Daley, motor mechanic. Done 18 months of 4 years for GBH. 58 00:04:30,836 --> 00:04:33,505 Paul Funnell. Done six for manslaughter. 59 00:04:33,714 --> 00:04:38,302 Strangled a bloke with a Union Jack. Said he did it as a joke. 60 00:04:41,889 --> 00:04:46,185 Wynton Mbula. Got his finger everywhere - nothing sticks. 61 00:04:48,020 --> 00:04:52,483 Daley, Funnell, Mbula. My money says it's them pushing the flags on the map. 62 00:04:52,691 --> 00:04:54,944 Why can't we do them on what you've got there? 63 00:04:55,152 --> 00:04:56,862 They'd be out before the season end. 64 00:04:57,071 --> 00:04:59,823 We want their sentences in years, not months. 65 00:05:00,032 --> 00:05:02,826 We want them on conspiracy. We want their goolies 66 00:05:03,035 --> 00:05:07,748 pickled on a plate for the Home Secretary. Got it? 67 00:05:08,457 --> 00:05:10,501 We've got a meeting with the previous team. 68 00:05:10,709 --> 00:05:14,547 - Detective Sergeant in six months. - Don't got too excited. 69 00:05:14,755 --> 00:05:17,299 One minute you're flying and the next you're grounded. 70 00:05:17,508 --> 00:05:21,470 I'm no plod. If I don't make Inspector in five years, I'll try some other game. 71 00:05:21,679 --> 00:05:23,681 Last week I was in court on an arson, 72 00:05:23,889 --> 00:05:29,478 the week before I was looking for a lost arm in a car crash. This week it's football. 73 00:05:30,771 --> 00:05:34,733 Stone me! What did you walk into? 74 00:05:34,942 --> 00:05:36,318 Gold and black one. 75 00:05:37,403 --> 00:05:39,905 They sussed me. 76 00:05:40,114 --> 00:05:42,116 How come? You look the part. 77 00:05:42,324 --> 00:05:45,411 We don't look like a bunch of tarts like you, anyhow. 78 00:05:45,619 --> 00:05:49,665 Some bloke I was at Hendon with was on duty at The Kennel, 79 00:05:49,874 --> 00:05:53,252 and he gave me "How many stripes have you got?" before I shut him up. 80 00:05:53,460 --> 00:05:55,212 - Arsehole. - What did your target say? 81 00:05:55,421 --> 00:05:58,340 Nothing. They were as good as gold All afternoon. 82 00:05:58,549 --> 00:06:00,384 'Til we got down to The Rock. 83 00:06:00,593 --> 00:06:04,346 Yeah, 'til after the game and we got down to The Rock. 84 00:06:04,555 --> 00:06:06,891 - Then they had us out the back. - Where's The Rock? 85 00:06:07,099 --> 00:06:10,436 - You'll find it, don't worry. - Stay clear of The Rock. 86 00:06:10,644 --> 00:06:14,440 Bob, the landlord. He can sniff Bill as soon as it walks through the door. 87 00:06:14,648 --> 00:06:16,775 He'll chew your bones for breakfast, son. 88 00:06:17,943 --> 00:06:19,820 (CHARLIE): How did you make contact with your targets? 89 00:06:20,029 --> 00:06:22,281 (DANNY): Go to all the matches. Hang around the boozers. 90 00:06:22,489 --> 00:06:26,660 Go on a pub crawl around Shadwell. You'll soon come across them. 91 00:06:29,163 --> 00:06:31,957 You take the pubs on the right, we take those on the left. 92 00:06:32,166 --> 00:06:37,755 At the end of the evening we'll meet back at the nick and compare notes. 93 00:06:42,635 --> 00:06:44,511 (DANNY): You'llsee enough to stuffthem, 94 00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:48,849 and what you don't see, you can guess. Do you know what I mean? 95 00:06:51,435 --> 00:06:53,979 - What are you having? - Half a stout. 96 00:06:55,981 --> 00:07:01,320 - I don't like drinking, John. - Neither do I, but make an effort. 97 00:07:21,340 --> 00:07:25,427 (CHARLIE): What's the matter with you two? Can't take a drink? 98 00:07:26,762 --> 00:07:29,014 (LAUGHING) 99 00:07:34,645 --> 00:07:36,855 I'm alright, I'm alright. 100 00:07:39,149 --> 00:07:41,235 (CHANTING) 101 00:07:41,443 --> 00:07:43,737 Jackpot! 102 00:07:45,948 --> 00:07:47,575 Have you sobered up? 103 00:07:47,783 --> 00:07:50,703 And me. Let's go to work. 104 00:07:54,999 --> 00:07:57,042 Two pints of lager, please. 105 00:08:07,887 --> 00:08:10,973 - Over in the corner. Nutters. - Can it, Trevor. 106 00:08:31,243 --> 00:08:33,537 John. John! 107 00:08:36,207 --> 00:08:38,500 - What the fuck are you staring at? - Nothing, mate. 108 00:08:38,709 --> 00:08:42,713 - Calm down. Have a drink. - Tell your mate to fuck off. 109 00:08:42,922 --> 00:08:45,299 - I don't like being stared at. - Fucking right! 110 00:08:45,507 --> 00:08:48,844 Don't give us hassle. We're Shadwell like you, alright? 111 00:08:49,053 --> 00:08:51,263 You reckon? Who are we playing tomorrow? 112 00:08:52,556 --> 00:08:55,601 - Pentland, away. - I'm not asking you! 113 00:08:55,809 --> 00:08:59,480 - When's our next home game? - (JOHN): Wednesday, mate. Grimsby. 114 00:08:59,688 --> 00:09:03,150 - Let him answer. - Who did we sell to Wimbledon? 115 00:09:04,944 --> 00:09:06,445 - Carera. - You! 116 00:09:06,654 --> 00:09:09,698 - Carera. - Well done, Brain of Britain(!) 117 00:09:09,907 --> 00:09:12,576 - Bloody good riddance. - Trev... 118 00:09:12,785 --> 00:09:14,787 He's the best player we over had! 119 00:09:14,995 --> 00:09:17,623 Fuck off, mate. If he'd gone any slower, he'd have grown roots. 120 00:09:17,831 --> 00:09:20,626 - (JOHN): Trev... - Hang on, he's got a point. 121 00:09:22,628 --> 00:09:25,548 You've got to admit. He did have some flair, though. 122 00:09:25,756 --> 00:09:27,633 Oh, yeah. I wouldn't deny that, no. 123 00:09:27,841 --> 00:09:30,135 For a white bloke he was pretty skilful. 124 00:09:30,803 --> 00:09:34,932 - For a whitey, yeah. You're right. - You prat! 125 00:09:48,779 --> 00:09:53,492 I know they're fucking Neanderthals, But we've got to face them. 126 00:10:00,291 --> 00:10:02,167 I thought we might bump into you lot. 127 00:10:04,336 --> 00:10:05,963 So you're really Shadwell? 128 00:10:06,171 --> 00:10:09,008 Of course. Ignore him, he's new to the game. 129 00:10:11,218 --> 00:10:15,306 One Josh Carera! There's only one Josh Carera! 130 00:10:16,223 --> 00:10:18,267 - Do you fancy a game? - Yeah, I'm on. 131 00:10:18,475 --> 00:10:20,728 Five cards, two changes, no trumps. 132 00:10:20,936 --> 00:10:23,063 Tell your mate he can play. 133 00:10:23,272 --> 00:10:27,067 - I hope he's got some cash on him. - Yeah. Cut him in, deal him out. 134 00:10:28,277 --> 00:10:30,362 When do I over lose? 135 00:10:33,824 --> 00:10:36,577 (TRAIN DRIVER): We'll shortly be arriving at Pentland... 136 00:10:36,785 --> 00:10:38,829 (ALL): Yeah! 137 00:10:48,339 --> 00:10:51,508 You lucky fucker! We're playing All the way back, you know. 138 00:10:51,717 --> 00:10:55,221 Sorry, boys. Must've hit a lucky streak. 139 00:11:10,986 --> 00:11:14,406 (GENERAL SHOUTING) 140 00:11:50,150 --> 00:11:54,405 At least there's no Pentland. I reckon they've bottled. 141 00:11:54,613 --> 00:11:56,365 You don't know your arse, son. 142 00:11:56,574 --> 00:12:00,619 You'll have had enough of Pentland before the day's out. 143 00:12:11,463 --> 00:12:13,716 (INDISTINGUISHABLE ABUSE) 144 00:12:51,212 --> 00:12:55,216 (ALL): shall lose face 145 00:12:57,843 --> 00:13:00,638 There it is, the ground. 146 00:13:00,846 --> 00:13:03,515 I don't give a fuck, John, to be quite honest. 147 00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:10,856 Had some of your lot in lockup. 148 00:13:12,024 --> 00:13:15,903 - My lot? - Wapping fans, trashed a nightclub. 149 00:13:16,111 --> 00:13:18,280 They aren't my lot. My lot are Shadwell. 150 00:13:18,489 --> 00:13:21,784 - They're all the same, though. - That's what they say about us. 151 00:13:21,992 --> 00:13:25,329 - You are enjoying your meal, I hope. - Yes. Thank you, Giuseppe. 152 00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:29,291 - The scallops are marvellous. - I have a special dessert for you. 153 00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:32,336 - Could we have another of these? - I don't want any more. 154 00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:36,298 - I do, though. Another half-bottle. - Certainly. 155 00:13:37,967 --> 00:13:39,802 What did you do all day? 156 00:13:41,220 --> 00:13:43,722 (JOHN): Look at me! 157 00:13:45,391 --> 00:13:47,893 Tell me what you see. 158 00:13:48,102 --> 00:13:53,524 (EDDIE): It's you, ain't it? John. A bloke. 159 00:13:53,732 --> 00:13:57,570 - No. - An ordinary everyday bloke. 160 00:14:01,782 --> 00:14:03,993 - Now what do you see? - Me. 161 00:14:04,201 --> 00:14:06,245 - It's Eddie. - It's Eddie, John. 162 00:14:06,453 --> 00:14:08,706 - A geezer. - You're looking, but not seeing. 163 00:14:08,914 --> 00:14:11,542 Not a bloke, not a geezer, not one of the lads. 164 00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:15,588 Know what I see? Bill. 165 00:14:15,796 --> 00:14:17,965 - It's what we are. - No, Trevor, it's not. 166 00:14:18,173 --> 00:14:22,136 He's got a point, Sarge. We are supposed to be Shadwell. 167 00:14:22,344 --> 00:14:26,015 Then it's bobble hats and rattles All round then, isn't it? 168 00:14:26,223 --> 00:14:28,267 Who's this? 169 00:14:28,475 --> 00:14:30,811 It's a dead ringer for Mr Magoo. 170 00:14:38,402 --> 00:14:41,697 (JOHN): Who scored the own goal that ended our chances of promotion? 171 00:14:41,906 --> 00:14:43,657 - (TREVOR): Dempsey. - (EDDIE): A right corker. 172 00:14:43,866 --> 00:14:47,912 He flights it back to the goalkeeper, to Clark in goal, but he's in the sun. 173 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:51,415 Clark sees fuck all. The ball bounces once over his head and into the goal. 174 00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:53,959 Nolan sticks Dempsey straight on the transfer list. 175 00:14:54,168 --> 00:14:57,087 Bournemouth had him. No, Portsmouth. 50,000. 176 00:14:57,296 --> 00:15:00,007 Good riddance to bad rubbish. 177 00:15:00,216 --> 00:15:03,761 Next season we draw Portsmouth in the Zenith Cup. No, Simod. 178 00:15:03,969 --> 00:15:06,680 - And who scores against us? - Bobby fucking Dempsey! 179 00:15:06,889 --> 00:15:11,185 Brilliant ruck with Pompey. They jumped in the river rather than face us. 180 00:15:11,393 --> 00:15:15,231 I've got one. What's the biggest post-war attendance at The Kennel? 181 00:15:15,439 --> 00:15:18,275 - Man U, League Cup quarterfinal. 27,000. - No. 182 00:15:18,484 --> 00:15:21,779 - It's a trick question, then. - Rod Stewart, Now Year's Eve, 1980. 183 00:15:21,987 --> 00:15:24,907 - More than 30,000 paying customers. - Smart-arse! 184 00:15:25,115 --> 00:15:27,868 - Anyone know where we're going? - This is John's patch. 185 00:15:28,077 --> 00:15:30,746 - Never said you were Shadwell. - Was milked here. 186 00:15:30,955 --> 00:15:32,706 My gran lived here. 187 00:15:32,915 --> 00:15:36,085 If you visited her on Saturdays, you could hear the Shadwell roar. 188 00:15:36,293 --> 00:15:38,504 - Closest I've come. - Here's one. 189 00:15:38,712 --> 00:15:42,424 Which team knocked Arsenal out of the FA Cup 1974-75? 190 00:15:42,633 --> 00:15:44,760 - Having a laugh, ain't you? - Bolger in goal. 191 00:15:44,969 --> 00:15:47,846 - Tell him Trevor. - Dobson, Boniface, Fisk, Hirst, 192 00:15:48,055 --> 00:15:52,268 Austin, Stonebridge, Whitfield, Kurtz. 193 00:15:52,476 --> 00:15:56,063 Hyde and Royston up front, Matheson sub, unused. 194 00:15:56,272 --> 00:15:59,692 - Is he right? - How should I know? 195 00:16:02,194 --> 00:16:05,364 Welcome to The Kennel, lads. 196 00:16:32,099 --> 00:16:35,853 Come on, you Shadwell, got those northern nonces. 197 00:16:36,729 --> 00:16:40,441 (CROWD): You're gonna got your fucking heads kicked in! 198 00:16:40,649 --> 00:16:44,195 You're gonna got your fucking heads kicked in! 199 00:16:44,403 --> 00:16:47,823 You're gonna got your fucking heads kicked in! 200 00:16:48,032 --> 00:16:51,827 You're gonna got your fucking heads kicked in! 201 00:16:59,001 --> 00:17:03,297 Not a lot to show. Bit of blow on the terraces, a few coins chucked. 202 00:17:03,505 --> 00:17:07,885 - Are you finished John? - What about the guy with the hip-flask? 203 00:17:08,093 --> 00:17:10,262 Do us a favour! 204 00:17:10,471 --> 00:17:13,557 Come on, John. It's a team effort. 205 00:17:14,516 --> 00:17:18,062 - John? - Do you know what we've got to do? 206 00:17:18,270 --> 00:17:21,899 - We've got to got in at The Rock. - Leave it out! 207 00:17:22,107 --> 00:17:25,319 - The Rock's a minefield for Bill. - Exactly. 208 00:17:25,903 --> 00:17:29,365 It's a safe house for the top boys. They won't be in the sweetshop. 209 00:17:29,573 --> 00:17:32,493 - You saw what happened to the others. - They ain't us. 210 00:17:32,701 --> 00:17:36,497 - What about the landlord? - We ease ourselves in. 211 00:17:37,748 --> 00:17:42,419 Me and Trev can use our cover. We're painter-decorators, right? 212 00:17:43,754 --> 00:17:47,132 (JOHN): We'll go there lunch-times at first, say we're working in the area. 213 00:17:47,341 --> 00:17:49,885 Get our faces known. 214 00:18:01,063 --> 00:18:03,023 What can I do you for? 215 00:18:04,733 --> 00:18:07,611 (JOHN): Get on first-name terms with the bar staff.. 216 00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:11,949 Give them some chat. Have them Pour our drinks before we've ordered. 217 00:18:13,993 --> 00:18:16,412 Soon it's John and Trev, the painter-decorators. 218 00:18:16,620 --> 00:18:18,497 "Pint of the usual, love, and a steak and kidney. 219 00:18:18,706 --> 00:18:21,542 "-A few more chips than yesterday. - Cheeky so-and-so. 220 00:18:21,750 --> 00:18:23,460 "Another round, lads?" 221 00:18:24,712 --> 00:18:29,383 Once they know us, we'll pop in early on a Friday night. 222 00:18:29,592 --> 00:18:32,052 Just for a quick one. 223 00:19:09,298 --> 00:19:11,467 The usual, lads? 224 00:19:14,345 --> 00:19:16,430 Are you two Dogs, then? 225 00:19:28,484 --> 00:19:31,445 (BOOING) 226 00:19:36,492 --> 00:19:40,246 Edwards, you geriatric retard. Where's your fucking walking stick? 227 00:19:40,454 --> 00:19:44,833 - You want to paint it white, you nonce! - Help him out, for fuck's sake! 228 00:19:45,042 --> 00:19:48,879 - Help him out the fucking front gate! - Make sure you lock it after! 229 00:19:49,088 --> 00:19:52,341 Pick a decent side, Nolan. You couldn't pick your own fucking nose. 230 00:19:52,550 --> 00:19:55,928 - Not even if it was in front of your face. - Better than up the Chairman's arse! 231 00:19:56,136 --> 00:19:59,557 - That's not where he keeps his money. - Not where everyone could got at it! 232 00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:04,937 The ball, Edwards! Kicking up the pitch is the groundsman's work! 233 00:20:05,145 --> 00:20:09,567 Best pass he's made. Only trouble was it was a lump of turf. 234 00:20:09,775 --> 00:20:12,361 We've had enough sods on the pitch without his help. 235 00:20:12,570 --> 00:20:17,032 You're playing on drugs, and I don't mean speed! 236 00:20:21,078 --> 00:20:24,248 - Tripped over his laces. - Won us a free kick, though. 237 00:20:24,456 --> 00:20:26,208 Only thing we'll win this season. 238 00:20:26,417 --> 00:20:30,337 - Oh, no! Who lines up to take it? - Gerry fucking Edwards. 239 00:20:30,546 --> 00:20:32,923 He couldn't score in a fucking brothel! 240 00:20:34,717 --> 00:20:37,011 YEAH! 241 00:20:38,637 --> 00:20:42,641 (CROWD): One Gerry Edwards1 There's only one Gerry Edwards! 242 00:20:42,850 --> 00:20:48,147 One Gerry Edwards! There's only one Gerry Edwards! 243 00:20:48,355 --> 00:20:52,318 One Gerry Edwards! There's only one Gerry Edwards! 244 00:20:52,526 --> 00:20:57,448 One Gerry Edwards! There's only one Gerry Edwards! 245 00:20:57,656 --> 00:21:01,035 Shadwell, Shadwell! 246 00:21:01,243 --> 00:21:03,913 Wankers! Fuck off! 247 00:21:04,121 --> 00:21:07,875 - Have I seen you before somewhere? - The Rock's our local. 248 00:21:08,083 --> 00:21:10,711 - Must be it, then? - How long've you been going here? 249 00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:15,090 - A couple of years. And you? - Born and bred, since schooldays. 250 00:21:15,299 --> 00:21:18,802 - Wouldn't put up with them otherwise. - You fucking Arsenal scum! 251 00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:23,307 You go up for a pint and end up with a load of Gooners. 252 00:21:23,515 --> 00:21:25,517 Nick, mate. Duck... 253 00:21:26,060 --> 00:21:28,479 (UNDISTINGUISHABLE SHOUTING) 254 00:21:32,066 --> 00:21:34,902 - Gumbo, is it your round or what? - It's my shout. 255 00:21:35,110 --> 00:21:36,987 No, let Ponce-Bonce get them. 256 00:21:37,196 --> 00:21:40,699 - It's alright, I got paid today. - (NIK): Yeah? Makes a fucking change. 257 00:21:40,908 --> 00:21:43,994 (MARTIN): Mind the table, Gumbo. 258 00:21:44,203 --> 00:21:49,416 90 nicker a week he makes. Packing jars of gherkins into boxes. 259 00:21:49,625 --> 00:21:52,127 He's fucking useless. 260 00:21:52,336 --> 00:21:55,422 Last year his old girl pops her clogs. He falls apart. 261 00:21:55,631 --> 00:21:59,134 Can't boil an egg, fries himself changing a light bulb. 262 00:21:59,343 --> 00:22:03,722 He's a silly runt. Every time he gets into a ruck he loses another tooth. 263 00:22:03,931 --> 00:22:07,184 We're running a book as to when he loses his last one. 264 00:22:07,393 --> 00:22:10,312 I'm down for September, so I'm looking after him 'til then. 265 00:22:14,817 --> 00:22:17,361 Gumbo! 266 00:22:17,570 --> 00:22:21,991 - We fucking love you, Gumbo. - About fucking time. 267 00:22:35,087 --> 00:22:40,050 - That's it, you're nicked! - You heard nothing, alright? 268 00:22:40,885 --> 00:22:44,471 - What's the matter with you? - Sorry, John. 269 00:22:48,434 --> 00:22:52,313 (ALL): shall lose face 270 00:22:52,521 --> 00:22:56,066 271 00:22:56,275 --> 00:23:00,029 Shadwell always, always, always are the boss 272 00:23:57,378 --> 00:23:59,129 (MARIE): Are you alright, love? 273 00:23:59,338 --> 00:24:03,634 I would be alright if there was something fucking edible left out for me to eat. 274 00:24:05,010 --> 00:24:10,266 Don't you over, ever, speak to me like that again. 275 00:24:10,474 --> 00:24:13,519 I'm sorry. I'm being a prat. 276 00:24:14,728 --> 00:24:17,690 - What do you look like? - I had to have a drink. 277 00:24:17,898 --> 00:24:21,110 - It's how you got in with them. - I hope it was worth it. 278 00:24:21,318 --> 00:24:24,113 It went like a dream. Flying I am, Marie. 279 00:24:24,321 --> 00:24:27,449 I'm on Drugs or Vice after this, I tell you. 280 00:24:28,617 --> 00:24:32,288 How does "DS Brandon" sound? 281 00:24:32,496 --> 00:24:35,875 A lot better than "where's my effing tea!" 282 00:24:41,881 --> 00:24:46,385 It's so bloody lovely to come home to you. 283 00:24:49,930 --> 00:24:52,308 Fucking day it was... 284 00:25:03,152 --> 00:25:05,362 - The usual, boys? - Lynda. 285 00:25:05,571 --> 00:25:09,158 What's been happening in my own boozer? I'm a stranger. 286 00:25:09,366 --> 00:25:11,911 Sorry, Bob. You don't know John and Trev, do you? 287 00:25:12,119 --> 00:25:14,997 - No, I don't. - They do up houses. 288 00:25:15,206 --> 00:25:19,084 - Bob's been on holiday. - Bollocks, I've been inside. 289 00:25:19,293 --> 00:25:23,297 What houses? Here they knock them down, not do them up. 290 00:25:23,505 --> 00:25:26,133 Down the docks. Being tarted up a treat. 291 00:25:32,431 --> 00:25:34,808 Uncle Bob's a big softie when you got to know him. 292 00:25:35,017 --> 00:25:38,145 Uncle Bob? Stone me, Lynda, there's not much family resemblance. 293 00:25:38,354 --> 00:25:41,774 I'm heiress to a pub, mate. You watch yourself. 294 00:25:41,982 --> 00:25:44,401 He's got a wobbler on. 295 00:25:44,610 --> 00:25:48,906 First day out, he invests in some chairs and tables for outside 296 00:25:49,114 --> 00:25:50,991 and someone's had them off. 297 00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:54,495 What's he like when it's something serious? 298 00:25:59,500 --> 00:26:03,587 (MARIE): There's nothing wrong with large families, if that's what you want. 299 00:26:03,796 --> 00:26:06,966 I'd like another two. We need a bigger place, don't we, Eddie? 300 00:26:07,174 --> 00:26:09,802 - It's not the time to look for houses. - When is? 301 00:26:10,010 --> 00:26:12,680 Either the house is too small Or the mortgage is too big. 302 00:26:12,888 --> 00:26:15,808 - I'm happy where I am. - Yeah. 303 00:26:16,016 --> 00:26:19,270 - Charlie's still paying for his ex's place. - (STEF): She's got her head screwed on. 304 00:26:19,478 --> 00:26:23,315 - And her feet under the table. - Don't sulk. 305 00:26:23,524 --> 00:26:27,653 Trevor said he'd live in a tent as long as I was with him. 306 00:26:27,862 --> 00:26:30,406 (ALL): Aaah! 307 00:26:30,614 --> 00:26:33,033 I'm not thinking of kids until I got to Inspector. 308 00:26:33,242 --> 00:26:36,620 - Eh? - Charlie wishes he'd waited. 309 00:26:36,829 --> 00:26:39,832 - Excuse me a moment. - Are you checking it's still there? 310 00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:42,668 Won't be long. 311 00:26:44,378 --> 00:26:47,047 - Sorry. - Contagious, is it? 312 00:26:53,512 --> 00:26:55,806 Sorry. 313 00:27:05,691 --> 00:27:09,111 - (CHARLIE): Midchester tomorrow. - (JOHN): We'll stuff them. 314 00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:12,239 (CHARLIE): 5-0 at least. Their goalie's crap. 315 00:27:12,448 --> 00:27:14,658 (JOHN): Come on, you Shadwell! 316 00:27:14,867 --> 00:27:16,702 (ALL LAUGH) 317 00:27:17,953 --> 00:27:21,290 (EDDIE): Come on, you Dogs! 318 00:27:23,292 --> 00:27:25,211 (TREVOR): Murder them we will. 319 00:27:25,419 --> 00:27:29,173 (ALL): The Kennel is our place 320 00:27:29,381 --> 00:27:33,260 shall lose face 321 00:27:37,890 --> 00:27:40,935 Fucking grow up, for fuck's sake! 322 00:27:46,482 --> 00:27:49,360 Mind your backs, boys. 323 00:27:50,986 --> 00:27:53,948 Bob says word is the Brummies Want to take out a pub. 324 00:27:54,156 --> 00:27:56,575 I hope they pick us. Here you are, Gumbo. 325 00:27:56,784 --> 00:27:59,370 Trev's just been telling us about your kid, John. 326 00:28:00,079 --> 00:28:02,122 Oh, has he? 327 00:28:02,331 --> 00:28:06,460 - Never said you were a dad, John. - It's not something you shout about. 328 00:28:06,669 --> 00:28:10,339 - What's his name, then? - Didn't Trev tell you? 329 00:28:11,715 --> 00:28:14,051 James Wilson Hibbin Chatfield Edwards Hutcheson Clark 330 00:28:14,260 --> 00:28:17,137 Edmonds Ball Cox Cummins. 331 00:28:18,138 --> 00:28:20,224 Fucking brilliant, naming your sprog after 332 00:28:20,432 --> 00:28:22,560 the side that got promoted to the Second Division. 333 00:28:22,768 --> 00:28:24,895 You want to bring him down to The Kennel. 334 00:28:25,104 --> 00:28:28,816 Yeah, bring him down here, John. Your missus wouldn't mind. 335 00:28:30,317 --> 00:28:31,902 (CAR HORN) 336 00:28:32,111 --> 00:28:34,780 Brummie bastards! 337 00:28:36,824 --> 00:28:41,620 - It ain't The Rock they're after. - I'm finding out where they do go. 338 00:28:41,829 --> 00:28:44,123 Hang on, John. 339 00:29:33,380 --> 00:29:36,217 (POLICE SIRENS) 340 00:30:02,535 --> 00:30:05,371 Bob says tonight you don't Put your hand in your pocket. 341 00:30:05,579 --> 00:30:10,084 - Cheers, Lynda. - When are you going to ask me out? 342 00:30:10,292 --> 00:30:12,795 Don't say nothing. Wait 'til you're sober. 343 00:30:13,003 --> 00:30:15,756 Set up weeks ago this meet. Good ruck before the game. 344 00:30:15,965 --> 00:30:18,300 Only trouble, the Brummies couldn't got off the coach. 345 00:30:18,509 --> 00:30:23,639 Some prat leads a charge. John, do you know who that might he? 346 00:30:27,893 --> 00:30:29,478 I love you! 347 00:30:30,479 --> 00:30:34,441 348 00:30:34,650 --> 00:30:36,318 Hey! 349 00:30:37,862 --> 00:30:40,406 You think you're the cream on top of a bottle of piss, 350 00:30:40,614 --> 00:30:42,408 but any more row and you're on report. 351 00:30:42,616 --> 00:30:45,536 - Sorry, Sergeant. - My lot in lockup are better behaved. 352 00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:48,622 Sorry, Sergeant. We've had a very stressful night. 353 00:30:48,831 --> 00:30:51,876 Yeah. It won't happen again, Sarge. 354 00:30:55,337 --> 00:30:58,299 You've got to draw the line somewhere. 355 00:31:01,552 --> 00:31:04,889 This is no good, coming back to the nick after a day's work. 356 00:31:05,097 --> 00:31:09,643 - We need a proper office. - And proper backup. We're winging it. 357 00:31:09,852 --> 00:31:12,771 - Fucking right. - (JOHN): Down to you, Trev. 358 00:31:12,980 --> 00:31:15,441 You're the sergeant. 359 00:31:19,195 --> 00:31:23,032 - What's the word on the meet today? - You've not seen Bob? 360 00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:26,452 Half-one, Lumber's Arms, city centre. 361 00:31:26,660 --> 00:31:30,456 I'd have thought Bob would've put you in the picture. 362 00:31:32,708 --> 00:31:37,171 Oi, Gumbo! Get your tools out. Get your tools out. 363 00:31:37,379 --> 00:31:40,591 364 00:31:40,799 --> 00:31:43,302 365 00:31:43,510 --> 00:31:47,306 366 00:31:48,724 --> 00:31:51,727 Gumbo, you're fucking nicked, my son! 367 00:31:57,566 --> 00:31:59,443 Hi look! 368 00:32:02,154 --> 00:32:04,865 Football Intelligence? 369 00:32:06,158 --> 00:32:08,577 DS Jones Shadwell District. 370 00:32:25,261 --> 00:32:28,264 We've been done over. Half of Midlands' Bill to greet us. 371 00:32:28,472 --> 00:32:32,017 I've been grassed by some fucker. He's dead when I sniff him. 372 00:32:32,226 --> 00:32:36,438 It's a bloody shame. I was looking forward to a good ruck. 373 00:32:42,611 --> 00:32:44,572 Are you sure? 374 00:32:48,158 --> 00:32:50,786 Another large one. 375 00:32:57,793 --> 00:33:01,338 - Alright, Bob? - Fucking no, we're talking. 376 00:33:01,881 --> 00:33:03,340 Sorry, mate. 377 00:33:03,549 --> 00:33:06,427 I'm sick of setting up meets only for Old Bill to show. 378 00:33:06,635 --> 00:33:11,307 And me! Bob, I swear on my mother's life I wouldn't grass anyone. 379 00:33:11,515 --> 00:33:12,975 Shut the fuck up! 380 00:33:13,183 --> 00:33:16,562 - We know it ain't you, Gumbo. - Some fucker, though, innit? 381 00:33:16,770 --> 00:33:18,814 I thought we'd had off all the Bill here. 382 00:33:19,023 --> 00:33:21,859 - (NIK): They're like maggots. - I'm sick of this. 383 00:33:22,067 --> 00:33:24,028 Three mates were set up last time. 384 00:33:24,236 --> 00:33:28,032 We'll crucify them in court, though. Their evidence is bollocks, innit? 385 00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:30,367 Geoff Marshall is getting married one Saturday. 386 00:33:30,576 --> 00:33:32,870 They've got him involved in a knifing in Bristol. 387 00:33:33,078 --> 00:33:36,207 He's got a video of the wedding! 388 00:33:36,415 --> 00:33:39,376 Dave Armstrong was set up for a burglary. 389 00:33:39,585 --> 00:33:42,338 He was in police custody at the time! 390 00:33:42,546 --> 00:33:45,799 All the same, there's Bill or grass or snouts here. 391 00:33:46,008 --> 00:33:49,303 Our job is to smoke them out and snuff them. 392 00:33:49,511 --> 00:33:52,640 - Fucking rip their faces off! - Yeah, Bob! 393 00:33:53,849 --> 00:33:58,229 (ALL): The Kennel is our place 394 00:33:58,562 --> 00:34:02,900 shall lose face 395 00:34:03,108 --> 00:34:07,446 we couldn't give a toss 396 00:34:07,655 --> 00:34:12,159 are the boss 397 00:34:18,374 --> 00:34:20,584 Alright, boys? 398 00:34:22,127 --> 00:34:25,673 Alright? Alright? 399 00:34:27,633 --> 00:34:29,927 Alright? 400 00:34:34,139 --> 00:34:38,477 - Who scored the most goals last year? - It wasn't you, was it? 401 00:34:44,733 --> 00:34:46,610 Shadwell Army! 402 00:34:46,819 --> 00:34:50,239 - He's got to sort it out. - We're going down now, aren't we? 403 00:34:50,447 --> 00:34:51,866 (NIK): We need a new striker. 404 00:34:52,074 --> 00:34:58,956 Reckon you're Shadwell? Name every goalkeeper since World War I. 405 00:34:59,164 --> 00:35:01,458 I can. 406 00:35:04,003 --> 00:35:06,797 Alright, I'll give you something easier. 407 00:35:07,006 --> 00:35:11,760 (TREVOR): What Shadwell player has the highest number of international caps? 408 00:35:14,597 --> 00:35:18,767 Sorry. Shit-for-brains has had too Much juice. Won't bother you again. 409 00:35:18,976 --> 00:35:22,146 - What the fuck are you on? - Alright, Trev? 410 00:35:22,354 --> 00:35:25,107 - Getting a bit boozed up. - Can't handle his juice. 411 00:35:27,109 --> 00:35:28,444 Ow! 412 00:35:30,237 --> 00:35:32,489 I'll fucking kill him! 413 00:35:38,829 --> 00:35:40,372 Yellow card, John! 414 00:35:42,249 --> 00:35:46,420 I was in there. She fancies me, Lynda. She's always looking over. 415 00:35:46,629 --> 00:35:49,548 Get in the fucking motor before you do more damage! 416 00:35:49,757 --> 00:35:52,968 - I'm doing my job! - Well, don't! 417 00:35:58,682 --> 00:36:02,144 You forget who's in charge. It's me you take orders from. 418 00:36:02,353 --> 00:36:05,731 Bollocks! You're incapable. 419 00:36:09,944 --> 00:36:14,865 Try looking at yourself in a mirror! You're a fucking hooligan, John! 420 00:36:18,369 --> 00:36:20,246 You don't scare me, John. 421 00:36:35,302 --> 00:36:40,057 You're off the squad, if for no other reason than your dangerous driving! 422 00:36:40,266 --> 00:36:42,685 I'll have you in uniform by Monday! 423 00:36:42,893 --> 00:36:45,396 Morning, Trevor. What's the matter with you two? 424 00:36:45,604 --> 00:36:47,648 (JOHN): I'm fine. It's him. 425 00:36:47,857 --> 00:36:50,901 He grasses on me, throws his weight around in the pub, 426 00:36:51,110 --> 00:36:55,239 blows our cred with Bob and tries to act the caveman with Lynda! 427 00:36:55,447 --> 00:36:59,118 - What's this about John leaving? - He's not leaving, I'm sacking him! 428 00:36:59,326 --> 00:37:02,371 - So help me, you... - You can't do it, Trev. 429 00:37:02,580 --> 00:37:05,833 I can do what I like! I'm the Sergeant! 430 00:37:06,041 --> 00:37:09,712 You can't hack it. Fuck off onto Traffic Control! 431 00:37:11,088 --> 00:37:14,925 Well, that's that, then. It's out of my hands. 432 00:37:15,134 --> 00:37:18,178 I think I'll take a holiday. 433 00:37:47,208 --> 00:37:51,170 - Are you alright? - How's Trev? 434 00:37:51,378 --> 00:37:54,381 His glasses are broken. He'll live. 435 00:37:55,549 --> 00:37:58,260 Better come out and face it, mate. 436 00:38:22,076 --> 00:38:23,953 I'm sorry, Jonesy. 437 00:38:26,830 --> 00:38:28,707 I'm sorry as well, John. 438 00:38:28,916 --> 00:38:32,378 - I was out of order. - So was I. 439 00:38:34,630 --> 00:38:39,176 - I don't want you off the squad. - I realise you have to carry the can. 440 00:38:39,385 --> 00:38:41,762 Trev, you can't pull rank when you're undercover. 441 00:38:41,971 --> 00:38:46,976 - You're painter-decorators. - Trevor and John, mates 442 00:38:47,184 --> 00:38:50,062 Mates, like they say. 443 00:38:50,855 --> 00:38:52,857 Right. That's that, then. 444 00:38:53,065 --> 00:38:56,652 Back to civilisation. I need some kip. 445 00:38:57,945 --> 00:39:00,573 - (TREVOR): Tell you what, though, John. - Trev? 446 00:39:00,781 --> 00:39:05,077 If you hadn't run off, I would've kicked your head in. 447 00:40:32,122 --> 00:40:35,376 Right, who the fucking hell are you? 448 00:40:35,584 --> 00:40:40,631 - I'm John, and this is Trevor. - John and Trevor, bollocks! 449 00:40:40,839 --> 00:40:43,842 You're fucking Old Bill, mate. 450 00:40:49,682 --> 00:40:51,517 Say that again. 451 00:40:52,685 --> 00:40:55,938 Gumbo let drop that when we clumped them Gooners, 452 00:40:56,146 --> 00:40:58,357 your mate gave it the old Starsky and Hutch. 453 00:40:58,566 --> 00:41:01,318 - I said it was a joke. - Shut up, Gumbo. 454 00:41:01,527 --> 00:41:04,738 Gumbo's right, you nonce. He was putting the wind up them. 455 00:41:04,947 --> 00:41:09,577 And who's seen making phone calls on the way to Westley? 456 00:41:09,785 --> 00:41:11,996 Your mate Trevor. 457 00:41:12,204 --> 00:41:17,084 And when we got there, we got a reception from fucking plod. 458 00:41:17,293 --> 00:41:19,211 He was phoning his mum. 459 00:41:19,420 --> 00:41:22,006 - My mum. - This house... 460 00:41:22,214 --> 00:41:25,259 This house in Catford you're supposed to be decorating. 461 00:41:25,467 --> 00:41:28,596 Me and Nick popped round to take you out for a pint. 462 00:41:28,804 --> 00:41:33,475 - Where the hell were you? - Doing up the house before. 463 00:41:33,684 --> 00:41:37,855 - That's what I said. - No, this ain't fucking right. 464 00:41:38,063 --> 00:41:40,733 You turn up out of nowhere. No one's heard of you. 465 00:41:40,941 --> 00:41:43,444 You got all friendly with everyone 466 00:41:43,652 --> 00:41:47,865 and suddenly there's Bill in the way every time we arrange a ruck. 467 00:41:48,073 --> 00:41:49,491 What are you saying? 468 00:41:49,700 --> 00:41:52,620 I'm fucking saying, you two-bob wanker, 469 00:41:52,828 --> 00:41:56,207 that you and you are fucking Old Bill! 470 00:41:56,415 --> 00:42:01,170 I don't take that from any runt. You and me, outside. Now! 471 00:42:06,050 --> 00:42:09,136 I can smell Old Bill. Smell it here, I don't. 472 00:42:09,345 --> 00:42:11,639 He doesn't come over like old Bill, Mark. 473 00:42:11,847 --> 00:42:18,687 - He would have shat himself by now. - You utter fucking wanker. 474 00:42:37,790 --> 00:42:43,003 John, mate. I'm sorry. I'm just a bit uptight with the trial coming up. 475 00:42:43,212 --> 00:42:48,008 - What trial? - You know, my mates the Bill set up. 476 00:42:48,217 --> 00:42:51,554 Bob sorted me out, though. 477 00:42:53,889 --> 00:42:56,642 Can I buy you a pint? 478 00:43:05,985 --> 00:43:10,823 - Ain't my fucking round. - Come on, Gumbo! 479 00:43:11,031 --> 00:43:13,325 Give it a press, Gum. 480 00:43:20,624 --> 00:43:22,835 - He fucking guessed it! - No, I know it. 481 00:43:23,043 --> 00:43:27,840 - John! It's your go, mate. - John, mate. Have a go. 482 00:43:40,352 --> 00:43:44,190 - Go on, mate. - Go on, John. 483 00:43:52,406 --> 00:43:55,201 Go on, have a guess. 484 00:44:00,122 --> 00:44:04,376 - Oi, that's brand new! - What's wrong? It's only a game. 485 00:44:04,585 --> 00:44:06,837 - You've told them, you fucking runt! - No, I ain't. 486 00:44:07,046 --> 00:44:09,256 - Everyone's laughing! - I'm not laughing. 487 00:44:09,465 --> 00:44:12,635 - (TREVOR): John, I ain't said nothing. - Ain't my fault. 488 00:44:12,843 --> 00:44:14,929 Loads of people can't read or write. 489 00:44:15,137 --> 00:44:18,349 - I don't expect you to take the piss. - I ain't, John. Honest. 490 00:44:18,557 --> 00:44:21,852 - (TREVOR): What do you mean? - He wasn't taking the piss. 491 00:44:22,102 --> 00:44:25,356 Can't read or write? How do you manage? 492 00:44:25,564 --> 00:44:29,318 He does it for me. He reads for me, I slap people for him. No more though! 493 00:44:29,527 --> 00:44:33,239 That's you and me finished! 494 00:44:33,447 --> 00:44:37,326 Sorry, mate. We'll back you up when he's chilled out a bit. 495 00:44:37,535 --> 00:44:39,662 Stone me. The poor fucker can't read or write 496 00:44:39,870 --> 00:44:42,206 and here's you accusing him of being Old Bill! 497 00:44:43,249 --> 00:44:44,583 For fuck's sake! 498 00:44:51,257 --> 00:44:54,218 The man done well! I'm impressed. 499 00:45:00,683 --> 00:45:04,603 (SCHOFIELD): Used to be a paint factory before the firm went bankrupt. 500 00:45:04,812 --> 00:45:08,357 We're going to use it as a filing centre when you are through. 501 00:45:08,566 --> 00:45:11,944 - This is what I call an office. - Look what they've left behind. 502 00:45:12,152 --> 00:45:16,323 John and Trev, painter-decorators, are in business at last. 503 00:45:17,241 --> 00:45:21,620 You'll find your requests for stationery, ID and the rest on your desks 504 00:45:21,829 --> 00:45:23,998 - Pagers? - Very funny. 505 00:45:24,206 --> 00:45:26,792 Driving licences, medical cards, UB40s, the lot. 506 00:45:27,001 --> 00:45:30,170 Look, John. Your criminal record. 507 00:45:33,674 --> 00:45:37,011 Truancy, theft, juvenile court, 508 00:45:37,219 --> 00:45:41,182 detention centre, do a runner, two housebreakings, 509 00:45:41,390 --> 00:45:44,059 assault and affray, then assault on a copper, 510 00:45:44,268 --> 00:45:46,312 suspended sentence, heavy fine. 511 00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:47,897 Don't mess with him. 512 00:45:49,273 --> 00:45:51,734 Fucking right. 513 00:46:19,094 --> 00:46:20,512 Yeah! 514 00:46:47,581 --> 00:46:50,292 Oh, fuck it! 515 00:46:55,089 --> 00:46:56,423 What? 516 00:47:07,685 --> 00:47:09,895 I said "what?" 517 00:47:12,731 --> 00:47:15,526 (MUSIC FROM RADIO) 518 00:47:15,734 --> 00:47:17,069 Fat pig. 519 00:47:20,364 --> 00:47:22,199 If you've got something to fucking say... 520 00:47:22,408 --> 00:47:27,204 "Fuck, fuck, fuck!" That's all I ever hear from you! 521 00:47:28,747 --> 00:47:33,752 The more you say it, the less able you are to do it. Now, why is that? 522 00:47:38,632 --> 00:47:40,885 Don't look at me like that. You scare me. 523 00:47:49,059 --> 00:47:51,562 What are you going to do? Beat me up? 524 00:47:51,770 --> 00:47:53,856 What? 525 00:48:07,369 --> 00:48:10,623 Alright, then. Alright. 526 00:49:00,339 --> 00:49:02,758 I can't look at you. 527 00:49:03,968 --> 00:49:07,346 I don't know what's happening to us. 528 00:49:09,473 --> 00:49:11,934 It's not right. 529 00:49:13,143 --> 00:49:20,067 What's got you so upset? What's wrong with being happy? 530 00:49:21,026 --> 00:49:22,820 (DISCO MUSIC) 531 00:49:55,603 --> 00:49:58,189 We can go up, I tell you. 532 00:49:58,397 --> 00:50:00,983 Nolan wants to buy a couple of decent players. 533 00:50:01,192 --> 00:50:04,028 He can't afford the bus fares, let alone the players. 534 00:50:04,236 --> 00:50:07,990 No, no, no! You go bargaining in the lower divisions, 535 00:50:08,199 --> 00:50:10,743 got a couple of likely lads off the YTS. 536 00:50:10,951 --> 00:50:14,455 - I mean, look at Carera. - Best player we over had. 537 00:50:15,956 --> 00:50:20,294 Think about it, though. The Dogs in the First Division. 538 00:50:20,502 --> 00:50:24,506 Playing at Anfield, Old Trafford, Highbury... 539 00:50:24,715 --> 00:50:27,468 - In your dreams. - Fuck off, Charlie Bowers. 540 00:50:27,676 --> 00:50:31,388 - I'm not some creeping wallflower. - No, you're more like poison ivy. 541 00:50:31,597 --> 00:50:36,143 Get away from this bar, or it's the Fred Flintstone's for you tonight. 542 00:50:36,352 --> 00:50:41,690 Isn't she lovely? And she's mine. All mine. 543 00:50:41,899 --> 00:50:44,527 The Fred Flintstone's, Ed? 544 00:50:45,653 --> 00:50:48,322 Wilma! 545 00:50:55,454 --> 00:50:58,499 - Having another, John? - What'll it be, boys? 546 00:50:58,707 --> 00:51:01,252 You should know, you've been serving us all night. 547 00:51:01,460 --> 00:51:04,755 Whisky, mate. Doubles. Have one yourself. 548 00:51:06,590 --> 00:51:10,678 - There's no need for it, John. - Of course not, Trev. 549 00:51:15,432 --> 00:51:17,101 Ta. 550 00:51:18,727 --> 00:51:21,063 Here's to it. 551 00:51:31,740 --> 00:51:34,451 Marie's looking nice tonight. 552 00:51:43,752 --> 00:51:46,797 Did I tell you Moira's left me? 553 00:51:50,634 --> 00:51:53,429 We should never have sold Carera. 554 00:51:53,637 --> 00:51:56,557 What do you reckon? A couple more here for appearance's sake, 555 00:51:56,765 --> 00:51:59,268 then I'll drop off Marie and we'll go down The Rock. 556 00:51:59,476 --> 00:52:02,146 It's Christmas Eve! Shouldn't you and Marie... 557 00:52:02,354 --> 00:52:03,689 Are you up for it? 558 00:52:07,026 --> 00:52:10,112 559 00:52:10,321 --> 00:52:14,074 when Shadwell's on their way 560 00:52:14,283 --> 00:52:17,953 561 00:52:18,162 --> 00:52:22,333 when Shadwell's on their way 562 00:52:34,887 --> 00:52:37,848 Who did the decorations, then? You? 563 00:52:55,866 --> 00:52:58,327 You're not like the rest. 564 00:53:03,165 --> 00:53:05,584 You can walk me home, if you want. 565 00:53:05,793 --> 00:53:11,006 Lynda. You're lovely, you're really lovely, but... 566 00:53:11,215 --> 00:53:14,802 See what's in your Christmas stocking. 567 00:53:15,010 --> 00:53:18,764 I can't. How can I? 568 00:53:20,558 --> 00:53:23,143 Off you go, then. Don't waste any more of my time. 569 00:53:23,352 --> 00:53:28,190 This ain't me. I ain't like this. 570 00:53:29,191 --> 00:53:31,652 Are you coming back or what? 571 00:53:33,404 --> 00:53:35,114 Sorry. 572 00:53:54,133 --> 00:53:56,343 Merry Christmas, John. 573 00:54:41,222 --> 00:54:43,682 (MARIE IS CRYING) 574 00:54:58,113 --> 00:55:01,200 (TREVOR): Good Christmas, John? 575 00:55:01,408 --> 00:55:03,744 (JOHN): Will you fuck off! 576 00:55:06,539 --> 00:55:09,333 (CHARLIE): You don't think Bob's Mr Fix-it, do you? 577 00:55:09,542 --> 00:55:13,212 (EDDIE): Mr Know-it, yeah. Everyone talks to Bob, 578 00:55:13,420 --> 00:55:18,342 but he couldn't organise his shit into the pan without someone's help. 579 00:55:18,551 --> 00:55:22,888 My money's on Wynton. He's always jabbering into his mobile. 580 00:55:25,599 --> 00:55:27,685 What do you think, John? 581 00:55:27,893 --> 00:55:31,730 I think with all this bunny we're going to miss the cup draw. 582 00:55:34,775 --> 00:55:36,151 About Wynton. 583 00:55:39,530 --> 00:55:43,450 He's deep into something, but there's nothing that pins the rucks on him. 584 00:55:43,659 --> 00:55:45,828 - He's always on the scene. - So are we. 585 00:55:48,372 --> 00:55:51,166 What? What did I say? 586 00:55:53,043 --> 00:55:55,754 Pompey vs. Arsenal. Should be tasty. 587 00:55:57,339 --> 00:55:58,924 We've got to got more specific. 588 00:55:59,133 --> 00:56:02,595 We're up to our tits in circumstantial, But there's nothing to put our targets away. 589 00:56:02,803 --> 00:56:07,099 "Targets", bollocks! These people are our mates. 590 00:56:09,476 --> 00:56:12,730 Of course they are our mates. 591 00:56:12,980 --> 00:56:14,815 I'm having the time of my life. 592 00:56:15,024 --> 00:56:18,527 I don't believe I'm hearing this! 593 00:56:20,946 --> 00:56:23,657 For fuck's sake, we're cops! 594 00:56:23,866 --> 00:56:26,035 (RADIO): ...Shadwell Town. 595 00:56:26,243 --> 00:56:31,498 - Yes! - Yes, yes, yes! 596 00:57:29,974 --> 00:57:32,101 Come on, you Dogs! 597 00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:37,314 You Wapping wankers! 598 00:57:39,817 --> 00:57:45,906 - Come on, Wapping. Where are you? - Fucking shitting themselves. 599 00:58:10,681 --> 00:58:12,808 (TREVOR): Stop, stop! 600 00:58:18,314 --> 00:58:21,483 You bloody hooligan! 601 00:58:23,986 --> 00:58:27,156 - (EDDIE): In the chemist! - (JOHN): You're fucking joking! 602 00:58:35,915 --> 00:58:38,125 (MARTIN): Shut up! 603 00:58:38,334 --> 00:58:39,835 Shut up, you! 604 00:58:40,461 --> 00:58:42,796 John, John! Billy! 605 00:58:43,756 --> 00:58:46,258 Nik! Pass! 606 00:59:01,982 --> 00:59:04,318 Can I help you, gentlemen? 607 00:59:04,527 --> 00:59:08,155 Perhaps your friends have gone away now? 608 00:59:13,410 --> 00:59:16,413 Here you are, mate. Sorry to be of any trouble. 609 00:59:16,622 --> 00:59:19,124 - Sorry, mate. - Sorry, mate. 610 00:59:19,333 --> 00:59:22,253 - Sorry, mate. - The lid's over there, mate. 611 00:59:22,461 --> 00:59:23,963 Cheers, mate. 612 00:59:32,972 --> 00:59:34,807 Bottled it! 613 00:59:39,895 --> 00:59:43,649 (ALL): Shadwell Army! Shadwell Army! 614 01:00:09,258 --> 01:00:12,887 What were you going to do had they come in? Offer them a perm? 615 01:00:13,095 --> 01:00:15,848 Trev, look. Trevor. 616 01:00:16,056 --> 01:00:18,893 Look, Trevor. 617 01:00:22,688 --> 01:00:26,108 - (MARTIN): What happened, Trev? - I took on a busload of Wappers. 618 01:00:26,317 --> 01:00:29,695 - You never! - That's right, you fucking never. 619 01:00:29,904 --> 01:00:34,366 Alright? State of you looks like the fun has already started. 620 01:00:34,575 --> 01:00:37,912 Boys and me are off to the home end to kick some heads in. You on for it? 621 01:00:38,120 --> 01:00:41,081 - Just you lot? - You're out of your bin. 622 01:00:41,290 --> 01:00:44,168 Last time we went down there, one got his throat cut. 623 01:00:44,376 --> 01:00:47,087 - If you ain't got the bottle, fine by me. - I'll come with you. 624 01:00:47,296 --> 01:00:51,300 - Anyone else? - Trev. You've been fighting all morning. 625 01:00:51,509 --> 01:00:55,304 Thank fuck some Dogs still have teeth. 626 01:01:28,337 --> 01:01:31,382 Us against this lot? We must be fucking mad. 627 01:01:31,590 --> 01:01:34,009 You'll be alright, mate. Stand by me. 628 01:01:34,218 --> 01:01:36,428 This'll show some fucking Wappers. 629 01:01:45,271 --> 01:01:49,191 The Kennel is our place 630 01:01:49,400 --> 01:01:53,112 shall lose face. 631 01:01:53,320 --> 01:01:56,949 we couldn't give a toss. 632 01:02:32,484 --> 01:02:34,653 Let's go, son! 633 01:03:42,847 --> 01:03:46,517 Shadwell Army, Shadwell Army, Shadwell Army! 634 01:04:02,533 --> 01:04:04,869 (ALL): Yeah! 635 01:04:10,833 --> 01:04:12,793 (WHISTLE) 636 01:05:55,813 --> 01:05:58,232 Where were you this afternoon? 637 01:05:58,440 --> 01:06:02,152 I'm sorry, John, mate. I lost my bottle. 638 01:06:03,904 --> 01:06:06,198 It just went. 639 01:06:07,491 --> 01:06:10,077 Couldn't control myself. 640 01:06:11,620 --> 01:06:14,039 I wouldn't have been any use, anyway. 641 01:06:15,624 --> 01:06:18,627 - Sorry. - Alright. 642 01:06:23,174 --> 01:06:25,801 - Were you up our end? - Bloody mess. 643 01:06:26,010 --> 01:06:28,637 I could've had 20 officers for aggravated assault. 644 01:06:28,846 --> 01:06:31,807 - You putting it in your report? - Yes, I fucking am. 645 01:06:32,016 --> 01:06:35,686 We've done ours. The full gory details. 646 01:06:36,478 --> 01:06:42,693 - You want to go to casualty. - Nah, I'd rather have the scars. 647 01:06:42,902 --> 01:06:45,863 (CHARLIE): I've got some good stuff from the surveillance camera at Wapping. 648 01:06:46,071 --> 01:06:49,533 (EDDIE): We reckon we've pinned one of their top boys. 649 01:06:49,742 --> 01:06:51,327 - Who is it? - We don't know him. 650 01:06:51,535 --> 01:06:56,540 We thought you might be able to put a name to the face. 651 01:07:00,336 --> 01:07:03,214 (EDDIE): Who is that runt, John? 652 01:07:03,839 --> 01:07:06,050 No one I know. 653 01:07:29,448 --> 01:07:32,618 "January 28. Wapping." 654 01:07:32,826 --> 01:07:36,080 Everything we've described, we've seen with our own eyes, sir. 655 01:07:36,288 --> 01:07:38,165 You'd better have. 656 01:07:38,374 --> 01:07:42,002 We've had two undercover London operations fall apart in court, 657 01:07:42,211 --> 01:07:47,049 and we've had to withdraw prosecutions in Pentland due to unsafe evidence. 658 01:07:51,095 --> 01:07:54,014 DC Brandon, any problems with your work? 659 01:07:54,223 --> 01:07:55,975 Only those the Old Bill give us. 660 01:07:56,183 --> 01:07:58,561 - I don't quite... - (TREVOR): John's work has been brilliant. 661 01:07:58,769 --> 01:08:03,274 He dealt with the suspicions of the targets by telling them he's illiterate. 662 01:08:05,192 --> 01:08:07,486 How did you got through training school? 663 01:08:09,530 --> 01:08:11,031 I don't quite follow. 664 01:08:11,240 --> 01:08:14,618 If you can't read or write, how did you become a policeman? 665 01:08:15,286 --> 01:08:19,540 Sir, he can read and write. It's part of his cover. 666 01:08:19,748 --> 01:08:24,169 - I made it up. - I see. 667 01:08:24,378 --> 01:08:28,340 - I thought we had an illiterate policeman. - (JOHN): There's a thought... 668 01:08:28,549 --> 01:08:32,178 We were all wondering... With all the court cases collapsing 669 01:08:32,386 --> 01:08:36,807 and other forces pulling their covert squads out, 670 01:08:37,016 --> 01:08:40,102 are we to continue with our work, sir? 671 01:08:43,647 --> 01:08:46,483 - (ALL): Yes! - Autumn, lovely. 672 01:08:46,692 --> 01:08:48,277 Could be up with the cream then. 673 01:08:48,485 --> 01:08:50,613 Pan this one out, and we can stay on another season. 674 01:08:50,821 --> 01:08:53,741 (CHARLIE): Brighton away next bank holiday. Well make a weekend of it. 675 01:08:53,949 --> 01:08:57,328 Can't fucking go, can I? Marie's made other plans. 676 01:08:57,536 --> 01:09:01,081 Tell Mart and them. Tell them the kid's sick. 677 01:09:14,929 --> 01:09:19,183 They wouldn't mind if you asked for a transfer. 678 01:09:19,391 --> 01:09:22,311 You've given them blood and sweat. 679 01:09:24,813 --> 01:09:27,858 You could go back into uniform, they'd make you a sergeant. 680 01:09:28,067 --> 01:09:30,444 Yes! 681 01:09:35,074 --> 01:09:38,452 I have not travelled all this way to hear about Shadwell Town. 682 01:09:38,661 --> 01:09:40,704 Of course you ain't. 683 01:09:40,913 --> 01:09:43,249 You wouldn't cross the road for me. 684 01:09:43,457 --> 01:09:47,086 What's all this football got to do with you? 685 01:09:48,295 --> 01:09:49,630 John. 686 01:09:51,715 --> 01:09:54,718 - My John. - Your John? 687 01:09:55,803 --> 01:09:58,848 I ain't your fucking John. 688 01:09:59,807 --> 01:10:01,934 You don't know me at all. 689 01:10:02,142 --> 01:10:08,524 Mend the fuses, fix the car, Mow the lawn, it's fucking boring. 690 01:10:08,732 --> 01:10:13,571 Do you think that's me? It's all bollocks. 691 01:10:13,779 --> 01:10:18,284 Fucking house, fucking babies. Shit. 692 01:10:21,579 --> 01:10:25,708 - Is that what you really think? - I'm my John. Me. 693 01:10:25,916 --> 01:10:30,004 - I'm different. - You don't look different to me, John. 694 01:10:30,212 --> 01:10:32,673 I see it every Saturday night. 695 01:10:32,882 --> 01:10:35,801 Millions of you. Men on the march, beating each other up. 696 01:10:36,010 --> 01:10:40,055 Show us your tits or a fist in your face. Is that you? 697 01:10:40,806 --> 01:10:44,935 If there was a war on, they'd put you in the Army. 698 01:10:46,187 --> 01:10:49,481 There isn't a war, though, John. 699 01:10:50,441 --> 01:10:52,860 What's the matter with you? 700 01:10:54,695 --> 01:10:57,156 When was the last time you looked at my bum? 701 01:10:57,364 --> 01:10:59,408 What? 702 01:10:59,617 --> 01:11:02,453 You don't like me any more do you? 703 01:11:02,661 --> 01:11:06,248 My body... It's what you want. 704 01:11:07,625 --> 01:11:11,921 You don't know my body. You don't know my mind. 705 01:11:12,129 --> 01:11:14,715 You don't know me. 706 01:11:14,924 --> 01:11:18,844 Every fucking night I sleep with you, and you know nothing. 707 01:11:19,595 --> 01:11:23,682 Look at me. Six weeks since I've had that done, 708 01:11:23,891 --> 01:11:26,560 and you ain't fucking noticed. 709 01:11:26,769 --> 01:11:30,022 - Where are you going? - For a fucking drink. 710 01:11:30,231 --> 01:11:33,484 If you don't stop right now, we're through. 711 01:11:33,692 --> 01:11:35,528 I mean it! 712 01:11:36,862 --> 01:11:41,617 When's the last time you looked at my bum, John? 713 01:11:59,677 --> 01:12:02,888 (LYNDA): We're open again in six hours. Go home! 714 01:12:06,892 --> 01:12:09,311 - Where did you crawl out from? - Lynda. 715 01:12:09,520 --> 01:12:13,274 - Have you seen yourself? - I'm lonely, Lynda. 716 01:12:44,805 --> 01:12:47,224 (CROWD): Shadwell Army, Shadwell Army! 717 01:12:47,433 --> 01:12:50,686 Shadwell Army, Shadwell Army! 718 01:13:38,859 --> 01:13:40,778 Come on! 719 01:13:48,619 --> 01:13:52,790 I don't don't give a fuck what anyone says. This is living. 720 01:13:52,998 --> 01:13:56,126 I could be artexing a ceiling, Martin could be fixing motors, 721 01:13:56,335 --> 01:13:59,588 - and Gumbo could be packing pickles! - Gherkins. 722 01:13:59,797 --> 01:14:02,800 What are we doing instead? We go to the football! 723 01:14:03,008 --> 01:14:07,054 Lovely jubbly! John, North-East's that way. 724 01:14:07,263 --> 01:14:10,182 No, you don't know, man. It's the next one. 725 01:14:10,391 --> 01:14:14,562 - (NIK): No, John, it's this way. - No, it's that one back there. 726 01:14:14,770 --> 01:14:20,401 - You fucking turkey! - Can't you read or something? 727 01:14:20,609 --> 01:14:21,986 (CAR HORN) 728 01:14:22,194 --> 01:14:25,656 Gumbo, if you've farted again I'll deck you, I swear. 729 01:14:25,865 --> 01:14:28,450 - Never! - You stink, you arse! 730 01:14:49,847 --> 01:14:52,516 What are you fucking grinning at? 731 01:15:12,661 --> 01:15:15,289 There's no turning back now, lads. 732 01:15:24,089 --> 01:15:28,802 (CROWD JEERING) 733 01:15:31,972 --> 01:15:34,308 Fuck me, what is this? 734 01:15:53,285 --> 01:15:57,998 (CROWD JEERING) 735 01:16:02,628 --> 01:16:04,505 Fucking wanking foreigners. Fucking nobs. 736 01:16:42,793 --> 01:16:46,589 Come round this side, we'll see how brave you are! 737 01:16:46,881 --> 01:16:48,757 Aargh! 738 01:16:55,806 --> 01:16:58,225 Bastards! 739 01:17:17,703 --> 01:17:20,748 Right, that's it! 740 01:17:27,505 --> 01:17:31,050 What are you doing to stop this? My mate's nearly had his eye taken out. 741 01:17:31,258 --> 01:17:34,386 Just shut it. Get back in the cage with the other animals. 742 01:17:34,595 --> 01:17:37,431 They're throwing fucking darts, you twat! 743 01:17:37,640 --> 01:17:40,601 I couldn't give a monkey's fart. Now fuck off! 744 01:17:40,809 --> 01:17:44,939 What's your divisional number and to what station are you attached? 745 01:17:45,147 --> 01:17:49,610 If you don't fuck off in five seconds, I'm nicking you. 746 01:17:49,818 --> 01:17:51,529 - You... - Come on, leave it! 747 01:17:51,737 --> 01:17:55,241 - I'll fucking kill him! - It's not worth it, he's one of us. 748 01:17:55,449 --> 01:18:01,455 - Belt him and your job's down the pan. - I don't care. They can shove their job. 749 01:18:05,000 --> 01:18:08,128 - Are you alright, mate? - Yeah, it was only my head. 750 01:18:08,337 --> 01:18:11,257 - Not worth it, is it, football? - It's worth it to me. 751 01:18:11,465 --> 01:18:15,302 Shadwell's my life. Without them I'm nothing, mate. 752 01:18:15,511 --> 01:18:18,764 - Fuck off, you thick runt. - I'm sorry, John. 753 01:18:33,070 --> 01:18:36,365 (FAN): Come on, you wankers! I'll have the lot ofyou! 754 01:18:44,039 --> 01:18:46,500 (SHOUTING BETWEEN SUPPORTERS) 755 01:20:42,366 --> 01:20:44,368 There's fucking loads of them, Martin. 756 01:20:47,454 --> 01:20:49,331 Come on, Shadwell! Stand and fight! 757 01:20:49,540 --> 01:20:53,419 I ain't going fucking nowhere John. 758 01:20:54,461 --> 01:20:56,255 Well? 759 01:20:58,340 --> 01:21:00,259 Shadwell! 760 01:21:09,268 --> 01:21:11,312 (POLICE SIRENS) 761 01:21:13,522 --> 01:21:15,107 John, John! 762 01:21:15,316 --> 01:21:18,277 I'm cut. Somebody stabbed me. I'm bleeding! 763 01:21:18,485 --> 01:21:20,529 Come on, we've got to disappear! 764 01:21:27,453 --> 01:21:30,915 Where am I cut? I can't see anything. 765 01:21:31,123 --> 01:21:35,794 - I can't see a thing. - I'm alright, I'm not hurt. 766 01:21:36,003 --> 01:21:39,882 - Not a scratch on you. - Fucking Geordies, I piss on them. 767 01:21:44,970 --> 01:21:48,766 - (JOHN): Fucking yes! - (MARTIN): Yes! 768 01:21:48,974 --> 01:21:53,020 - (MARTIN): Shadwell! - (JOHN): Wankers! 769 01:22:03,447 --> 01:22:06,617 - Fucking hell, John! No! - It's alright, Lynda. 770 01:22:06,825 --> 01:22:09,495 It's someone else's blood. 771 01:22:12,248 --> 01:22:16,335 Look at you. Covered in bruises, like a bad spud. 772 01:22:16,544 --> 01:22:19,964 When Mart pulled me out and I saw the blood, I thought I was a goner. 773 01:22:20,172 --> 01:22:23,884 I thought: "Fuck me, what a wanky waste!" 774 01:22:24,093 --> 01:22:28,556 We ain't got time. I want a life, I want kids. Make something. 775 01:22:30,224 --> 01:22:34,311 - Turns out I wasn't even scratched. - Well, some poor sod was. 776 01:22:34,520 --> 01:22:37,022 Yeah. Goes with the territory, doesn't it? 777 01:22:40,192 --> 01:22:44,154 You said you've got a kid, John. John... 778 01:23:05,968 --> 01:23:07,928 Alright, what? 779 01:23:09,096 --> 01:23:10,514 What?! 780 01:23:12,600 --> 01:23:15,269 Don't shout at us. 781 01:23:15,477 --> 01:23:19,356 I walk in, and it's like I've got some fucking disease. 782 01:23:19,565 --> 01:23:22,860 What, am I a Gooner, some leper? 783 01:23:23,861 --> 01:23:26,655 What the fuck is it? What's wrong with me? 784 01:23:26,864 --> 01:23:29,116 We have been wondering... 785 01:23:32,828 --> 01:23:34,622 Trevor? 786 01:23:39,251 --> 01:23:41,253 You've gone too far. 787 01:23:43,714 --> 01:23:45,049 What? 788 01:23:45,257 --> 01:23:48,844 Saturday. You know what I'm saying, you overstepped the mark. 789 01:23:49,053 --> 01:23:51,889 You know where the fucking mark is, do you? 790 01:23:52,097 --> 01:23:53,933 Yeah, I do. 791 01:23:54,141 --> 01:23:56,435 Show me. Here, fucking show me. 792 01:23:56,644 --> 01:23:59,438 - Leave it, John. - You, shut it! 793 01:24:01,941 --> 01:24:06,278 Give me my marker. Let me know where I stop. 794 01:24:06,487 --> 01:24:09,031 Is this the place? 795 01:24:11,575 --> 01:24:13,786 Or here? 796 01:24:17,122 --> 01:24:21,627 Surely, this is it. The edge isn't it? Surely. 797 01:24:28,801 --> 01:24:31,929 Tell me when I've touched the bone. 798 01:24:32,137 --> 01:24:35,307 There were video cameras at Tyneburn Market. 799 01:24:39,687 --> 01:24:45,150 - Who's seen them? - Trev drove up on Sunday night. 800 01:24:45,359 --> 01:24:49,446 Flashed a false warrant, greased a few palms. 801 01:24:49,655 --> 01:24:51,448 Who's seen them? 802 01:24:54,326 --> 01:24:56,871 Some little runt. Didn't know what he was looking at. 803 01:24:57,079 --> 01:24:59,623 - And us. - Give. 804 01:24:59,832 --> 01:25:02,501 - Trashed it. - No. 805 01:25:02,710 --> 01:25:04,920 You wouldn't without me seeing it first. 806 01:25:05,129 --> 01:25:08,132 You can live without it. 807 01:25:08,966 --> 01:25:12,928 I can't remember anything. I swear. 808 01:25:19,894 --> 01:25:22,605 I'm still a fucking human being. 809 01:25:35,826 --> 01:25:37,912 Thanks, Trev. 810 01:25:38,120 --> 01:25:43,000 That's alright, John. You've helped me out of a few scrapes. 811 01:25:44,293 --> 01:25:48,005 Can't you look at me? 812 01:26:00,851 --> 01:26:03,270 Alright, John, how are you doing? 813 01:26:03,479 --> 01:26:06,899 - John. - Hey, Mart. 814 01:26:07,107 --> 01:26:08,859 Alright, Trev? 815 01:26:09,068 --> 01:26:13,781 Listen, mate. Word's gone round. We're top fucking boys, mate. 816 01:26:13,989 --> 01:26:18,118 Oi, Wynton wants a word with you. 817 01:26:41,684 --> 01:26:44,770 Just a few sweeties. Don't mean shit. 818 01:26:45,688 --> 01:26:49,567 Anything you ever want, I'm the man you ask. 819 01:27:15,259 --> 01:27:19,722 This football lark, the wallop has dropped out of it. 820 01:27:19,930 --> 01:27:22,141 It's never been my scene, really. 821 01:27:22,892 --> 01:27:26,687 England likes a bit of anarchy, give it a good kick up the arse. 822 01:27:26,896 --> 01:27:29,648 And no one's having any fun any more. 823 01:27:29,857 --> 01:27:33,235 It's all over, all over. 824 01:27:34,653 --> 01:27:38,782 The bootboys'll go back to lurking in the shit and slime with the BNP. 825 01:27:38,991 --> 01:27:44,747 Everyone else will get fat and bald, bring their kiddies to the match. 826 01:27:44,955 --> 01:27:48,042 You, though. There's a career for you. 827 01:27:48,250 --> 01:27:50,044 I've got a career. 828 01:27:51,629 --> 01:27:54,507 I don't mean pay the mortgage and die. 829 01:27:55,549 --> 01:27:58,302 Some place where you can use your talents. 830 01:27:59,762 --> 01:28:01,805 You've got something to offer. 831 01:28:02,014 --> 01:28:04,767 I've been watching you a while. 832 01:28:05,768 --> 01:28:10,064 You really want to be a had boy, don't you? 833 01:28:12,149 --> 01:28:16,779 People I know have been hearing your name, asking about you. 834 01:28:19,114 --> 01:28:21,617 What do you say we go and meet my friends? 835 01:28:21,825 --> 01:28:24,411 I don't see why not. 836 01:28:53,732 --> 01:28:55,901 (TREVOR): No! 837 01:28:56,110 --> 01:29:01,407 So some other crew's fucked up. Why have we got to carry the can? 838 01:29:01,615 --> 01:29:03,784 Yes, I bloody am! 839 01:29:06,161 --> 01:29:08,330 What's that got to do with us? 840 01:29:09,915 --> 01:29:12,376 What do you expect? 841 01:29:13,794 --> 01:29:16,005 The Wapping squad's been blown out of court. 842 01:29:16,213 --> 01:29:18,090 The Yard want to look at our evidence. 843 01:29:18,299 --> 01:29:19,717 They can't! 844 01:29:19,925 --> 01:29:23,929 I just spent a night in a room with five of the country's most wanted! 845 01:29:24,138 --> 01:29:27,433 Same as the last Shadwell squad. They made the whole thing up. 846 01:29:27,641 --> 01:29:29,727 The football's nothing. Don't you see? 847 01:29:29,935 --> 01:29:31,812 Same as Southsea, Mid City... 848 01:29:32,021 --> 01:29:34,690 I'm getting Armalites in one ear and crack in the other. 849 01:29:34,899 --> 01:29:36,317 Fucking wankers. 850 01:29:36,525 --> 01:29:40,571 We've been blind. Rucks are just a sideshow. There's no conspiracy. 851 01:29:40,779 --> 01:29:43,866 They're handing everything over to the Police Complaints Authority. 852 01:29:44,074 --> 01:29:47,036 - That's fucking private! - If it's in here, they own it. 853 01:29:47,244 --> 01:29:51,207 - Can't help you, John. - This ain't the Rock crowd, it's villains! 854 01:29:51,415 --> 01:29:55,002 The criminals the taxpayers are paying us to catch! 855 01:29:55,211 --> 01:29:58,756 Speaking of the taxpayers, you've got to hand in your expenses today. 856 01:29:58,964 --> 01:30:01,425 Then everything's null and void. 857 01:30:01,634 --> 01:30:03,135 Be fucking careful! 858 01:30:03,344 --> 01:30:06,138 What's wrong with this? We'll soon be back in business. 859 01:30:06,347 --> 01:30:08,682 - Everything we've written is kosher! - (TREVOR): Yeah. 860 01:30:08,891 --> 01:30:11,310 And half of what we've written is against the Bill. 861 01:30:11,519 --> 01:30:13,521 It'll go down a treat in the current climate. 862 01:30:14,563 --> 01:30:16,440 Have you got your expenses? 863 01:30:16,649 --> 01:30:20,945 The Police Complaints Authority have sifted your evidence with a toothcomb, 864 01:30:21,153 --> 01:30:25,658 and don't have a single serious query about your work. 865 01:30:25,866 --> 01:30:28,369 You are all to be commended. 866 01:30:28,577 --> 01:30:32,832 Whether the work achieves its original goals is another question. 867 01:30:33,040 --> 01:30:37,127 A question which some have raised rather loudly. 868 01:30:37,336 --> 01:30:39,839 The operation is being terminated forthwith. 869 01:30:40,047 --> 01:30:42,716 No arrests or charges will be made. 870 01:30:42,925 --> 01:30:48,013 I've got tickets for the Oldham game. If we win, we'll get promoted. 871 01:30:48,222 --> 01:30:51,433 You are never to set foot in Shadwell Town Football Club again. 872 01:30:51,642 --> 01:30:54,937 You are not to frequent the pubs you've been using, 873 01:30:55,145 --> 01:30:59,567 and you will not make contact with your targets for any purpose. 874 01:31:00,901 --> 01:31:04,029 You will receive two weeks' paid leave. 875 01:31:04,238 --> 01:31:08,742 When you report back for duty, you Will each do a stint of community beat 876 01:31:08,951 --> 01:31:10,744 in your respective divisions. 877 01:31:10,953 --> 01:31:13,539 But, sir. Mine and John's division is Shadwell. 878 01:31:13,747 --> 01:31:18,502 If any of our targets see us in uniform, we're fucking dead. Sir. 879 01:31:18,711 --> 01:31:22,423 I know. This is a terrible shock for you, 880 01:31:22,631 --> 01:31:25,467 but I expect you to behave like policemen. 881 01:31:25,676 --> 01:31:29,388 If we did that, we'd be booting in Your fucking head by now. 882 01:31:29,597 --> 01:31:34,560 Bollocks! Fucking arsehole! What are you looking at? 883 01:31:35,728 --> 01:31:38,230 - How are you doing, Charlie? - Have you got a month? 884 01:31:38,439 --> 01:31:40,441 Your evidence went down a treat with our fellas. 885 01:31:40,649 --> 01:31:43,819 What's the Licensing Department doing with our evidence? 886 01:31:44,028 --> 01:31:46,071 We've been after The Rock for years. 887 01:31:46,280 --> 01:31:51,035 Late hours, illegal gaming, dangerous weapons, drugs,.. 888 01:31:51,243 --> 01:31:53,287 Lovely work, lads. 889 01:31:57,416 --> 01:31:59,502 No more Rock! 890 01:32:04,173 --> 01:32:06,592 (JOHN): No more Bob. 891 01:32:09,303 --> 01:32:12,848 No more Nik and Martin. 892 01:32:15,559 --> 01:32:18,521 No more Gumbo. 893 01:32:18,729 --> 01:32:21,899 Fucking love you, Gumbo. 894 01:32:25,069 --> 01:32:27,863 No more Shadwell. 895 01:32:28,072 --> 01:32:31,325 That's it, mate. Gone. 896 01:32:33,285 --> 01:32:38,666 (CHARLIE): It might be gone, but at least we had it. 897 01:32:40,459 --> 01:32:42,670 The Dogs, 898 01:32:43,462 --> 01:32:45,673 - (EDDIE): The Dogs, - (TREVOR): The Dogs, 899 01:32:56,141 --> 01:33:00,271 Come on, John. Help us see the office off. 900 01:33:03,065 --> 01:33:08,529 That tape of me at Tyneburn. What happened? 901 01:33:09,905 --> 01:33:15,953 John, this is history. You've got to let it go. 902 01:33:19,623 --> 01:33:22,376 I was a top boy, Charlie. 903 01:33:22,585 --> 01:33:25,963 I am fucking sick of this. 904 01:33:27,840 --> 01:33:31,468 John, you're not a top boy. 905 01:33:33,554 --> 01:33:37,516 You're fucking Bill, that's all. You're nothing. 906 01:33:39,935 --> 01:33:44,690 Don't look at me like that. I know that look. 907 01:33:44,899 --> 01:33:48,068 It's how you look when you're about to deck some runt. 908 01:33:50,029 --> 01:33:52,031 - Come on, then. - Don't be silly, Trev. 909 01:33:52,239 --> 01:33:57,953 No. Fucking come on. I've had enough of this sulky runt. 910 01:33:59,205 --> 01:34:03,083 Do you want to slap me? So, fucking hit me. 911 01:34:04,585 --> 01:34:08,088 There. Go on. 912 01:34:08,297 --> 01:34:10,799 Just there. 913 01:34:11,008 --> 01:34:12,968 Learn something, did you? 914 01:34:21,519 --> 01:34:23,979 (CHARLIE): Come on, you tosser! 915 01:34:24,188 --> 01:34:27,233 (JOHN): I don't know none of you. 916 01:34:50,297 --> 01:34:52,758 Darling, it's so good to see you. 917 01:34:53,801 --> 01:34:58,138 You fucker! Bastard! You fucking bastard! 918 01:34:58,347 --> 01:35:02,852 You fucker! You bastard! 919 01:35:03,602 --> 01:35:05,354 What have I done? 920 01:35:05,563 --> 01:35:09,525 You know what you've done! You closed down The Rock! 921 01:35:09,733 --> 01:35:13,279 - I don't got it! - You fucking arsehole plod. 922 01:35:13,487 --> 01:35:15,865 I should turn you over to Bob. 923 01:35:30,462 --> 01:35:33,382 I didn't know you smoked. 924 01:35:35,384 --> 01:35:40,181 - How long have you known? - You fig tosser! 925 01:35:40,389 --> 01:35:43,976 I clocked you the first time you walked through the door. 926 01:35:44,185 --> 01:35:46,395 Does Bob know? 927 01:35:46,604 --> 01:35:49,106 He can't see further than the end of his nose. 928 01:35:49,315 --> 01:35:52,109 It's me that gives him the nod when you lot are around. 929 01:35:52,318 --> 01:35:54,778 I nearly did when Trevor was mauling me. 930 01:35:54,987 --> 01:35:57,531 Bob would have killed him. 931 01:36:01,076 --> 01:36:03,996 What now? With us? 932 01:36:05,414 --> 01:36:08,667 You're joking. Look at the state of you. You're not much of a catch. 933 01:36:11,420 --> 01:36:16,634 I got off on the danger. Can't you see that? 934 01:36:19,094 --> 01:36:21,805 Crystal. 935 01:36:22,014 --> 01:36:25,809 Now do me a favour and fuck off out of my life. 936 01:36:26,018 --> 01:36:28,187 Don't slam the door after. 937 01:36:56,423 --> 01:36:59,009 - You've got to be joking! - Is she in? 938 01:36:59,218 --> 01:37:02,179 - Go before you got hurt. - I just want to talk to her! 939 01:37:02,388 --> 01:37:04,139 - I'm counting to three. - (MARIE): Dad? 940 01:37:04,348 --> 01:37:06,433 It's alright, darling. Leave it to us. 941 01:37:06,642 --> 01:37:08,185 (JOHN): Marie! Marie! 942 01:37:08,394 --> 01:37:10,187 You've been warned. I'm getting the dogs. 943 01:37:10,396 --> 01:37:13,858 - I just want to talk to you! - John, you're making it worse. 944 01:37:14,066 --> 01:37:17,570 You transferred without telling me. What am I supposed to do? 945 01:37:17,778 --> 01:37:20,656 Please don't do this to me, John. 946 01:37:24,618 --> 01:37:26,954 (JOHN): Fuck off, then! 947 01:37:27,163 --> 01:37:31,333 See if I give a fuck. Your fucking house... Fuck it! 948 01:37:31,542 --> 01:37:38,048 You know what you are, don't you? The worst fucking fuck I ever had. 949 01:37:38,257 --> 01:37:42,428 Find some posh fuck who can't got it up! 950 01:37:42,636 --> 01:37:46,515 Marry him and have dopey fucking kids! 951 01:37:46,724 --> 01:37:53,439 Here's a promise. When I have kids, I'll teach them to hate you. 952 01:37:53,647 --> 01:37:56,483 All of you! 953 01:37:56,692 --> 01:38:02,990 My kids will fucking come round here and eat yours! 954 01:38:07,411 --> 01:38:09,997 I do love you, though. 955 01:38:11,499 --> 01:38:13,501 Honest. 956 01:41:15,933 --> 01:41:20,396 (RADIO): Shadwell Town are promoted to the First Division for the first time. 957 01:41:20,604 --> 01:41:24,692 The players are engulfed in emotional scenes that six weeks ago 958 01:41:24,900 --> 01:41:26,318 hardly seemed possible. 959 01:41:26,527 --> 01:41:30,781 Everyone at the club is stunned by that fatal stabbing at Tyneburn, 960 01:41:30,990 --> 01:41:35,411 but that's all forgotten now on a historic day for the East London club. 961 01:41:35,619 --> 01:41:39,540 The goal that made it all possible came 15 minutes into a tense second half. 962 01:41:39,748 --> 01:41:42,334 Inevitably, it was Gerry Edwards who did the damage, 963 01:41:42,543 --> 01:41:45,129 bundling home after good work on the left by Walton. 964 01:41:45,337 --> 01:41:46,672 Not a great game... 965 01:41:48,507 --> 01:41:51,969 The boy's a bit backward. He's pleading not guilty against my advice. 966 01:41:52,178 --> 01:41:54,638 Perhaps a little token interrogation Will change his mind. 967 01:41:54,847 --> 01:41:57,016 I don't know anything about this case. 968 01:41:57,224 --> 01:42:00,644 - I've been sent here as a cover. - I know. CID thinks it's below them. 969 01:42:00,853 --> 01:42:05,274 Oh, terrific(!) I'm cleaning the toilets out next. 970 01:42:05,482 --> 01:42:08,235 I'm supposed to be a sergeant. 971 01:42:08,444 --> 01:42:11,947 Five minutes, I'll see what I can do. What's he done, anyhow? 972 01:42:12,156 --> 01:42:16,160 He's stolen a jar of pickles from the factory where he works. 973 01:42:20,789 --> 01:42:23,501 Oh, fuck me! No! 974 01:42:23,709 --> 01:42:26,295 Trev, what are you doing here? 975 01:42:31,258 --> 01:42:34,053 Hello, Gumbo. How are you doing? 976 01:42:34,261 --> 01:42:37,014 Trev, I don't get it. What's going on? 977 01:42:37,890 --> 01:42:44,021 - I'm a policeman, Gumbo. - No, you fucking hate Old Bill. 978 01:42:44,230 --> 01:42:48,275 - Gumbo, I am Old Bill. - Fuck me, no! 979 01:42:52,780 --> 01:42:55,908 You wait 'til John hears about this. He'll go fucking spare. 980 01:43:01,163 --> 01:43:04,959 (THUGS): White, white, white is right kick 'em out and fight, fight, fight 981 01:43:05,167 --> 01:43:09,213 White, white, white is right kick 'em out and fight, fight, fight 982 01:43:09,421 --> 01:43:12,967 White, white, white is right kick 'em out and fight, fight, fight 983 01:43:13,175 --> 01:43:17,221 White, white, white is right kick 'em out and fight, fight, fight 984 01:43:17,429 --> 01:43:21,475 White, white, white is right kick 'em out and fight, fight, fight 985 01:43:21,684 --> 01:43:26,146 White, white, white is right kick 'em out and fight, fight, fight 986 01:43:35,364 --> 01:43:37,449 John, you asshole! 987 01:43:38,367 --> 01:43:40,786 What the fuck are you doing, John?! 988 01:43:40,995 --> 01:43:46,250 You do that! You never learn. I'm on the job. 989 01:43:46,458 --> 01:43:49,920 Now fuck off before you got me killed! 990 01:44:05,186 --> 01:44:08,856 Victory, victory, victory, victory... 991 01:44:10,608 --> 01:44:13,819 Victory, salvation, victory, victory, 992 01:44:14,028 --> 01:44:16,572 victorious, victorious, victorious, 993 01:44:16,780 --> 01:44:19,617 Victory, salvation, victory, victory...